Hats & Beanies – Keep Your Head Warm & Your Colors Questionable

Your head deserves the best. Whether it’s a beanie or a dad hat, one thing’s for sure: it’s probably the right color for you.

$ 39,99

The Almost Stylish One

Close enough to trendy, but way more comfortable. Love it when a color is named after the fabric

In multiple colors

$ 34,99

The Not Quite Cool One

For the dad vibes you didn’t know you needed.

In multiple colors

$ 34,99

The Probably Warm One

Stylish, eco-friendly, and just warm enough to be awsome.

In multiple colors

$ 29,99

The Slightly Serious One

For when you mean business… or close enough.

In multiple colors

We get it—hats are supposed to be stylish and practical. But here at NotActually.RED, they also come with a built-in identity crisis. Whether you’re after a beanie, bucket hat, or classic dad cap, we’ve got colors that aren’t quite what you think.

🧢 Why our hats & beanies?
✅ Warm, stylish & color-confusing – The full package.
✅ Great for gifting – Especially if you don’t mind mislabeling.
✅ Soft, breathable fabric – Because guessing colors shouldn’t be uncomfortable.

đź’ˇ Pick a hat, embrace the uncertainty, and stay warm.

Colorblind mode activated!

Can’t tell the difference? Neither can we…
Use code redisgreen at checkout for 2% off
—because sharing the fun is what we do!