Return Policy – Not Actually a Return Policy

At NotActually.Red, we do things a little differently – obviously. Our goal is to make you laugh, keep the planet happy, and maybe even help you find the perfect gift for that one friend who thinks irony is a lifestyle.


Our “Gift, Not Re-Send” Approach

We believe that mistakes don’t need to be wasted on shipping labels and carbon emissions. If you’ve ordered the wrong size or color (well, not red, obviously), we ask you to gift it forward. That’s right, pass it on to a friend, family member, or stranger who deserves to look fabulous in your “Totally Blue” (but actually yellow) shirt.

Why?

  • Because the planet will thank you.
  • Because returns are so last season.
  • And because we’re pretty sure someone else would look amazing in your “wrong” size.

What We Offer Instead

When you choose to gift, instead of return, we’ll give you a 20% discount on your next order – our way of saying thanks for being a good human and saving the planet one product at a time.

Simply contact us at support@notactually.red with your order number, and we’ll send you a personalized discount code.


But What If My Order Is Actually Wrong?

If we’ve made a mistake (like sending you the wrong product, size, or if it arrived damaged), we’ll gladly fix it:

  1. Email us at support@notactually.red with a photo of the issue.
  2. We’ll either resend the correct item or issue a full refund. Your choice.

Mistakes happen, but we’ve got your back (and your T-shirt).


The Fine Print

  • Custom Orders: All custom products are final sale – no returns, no exceptions. They’re as unique as you are.
  • Timing: Claims for damaged or incorrect items must be made within 14 days of delivery.
  • Shipping Costs: We don’t refund shipping costs unless the error was on us. (Fair is fair, right?)

Because Saving the Planet is Cool

Our “Gift, Not Re-Send” policy isn’t just about being quirky (though we’re very good at that). It’s about reducing waste, cutting down on shipping emissions, and proving that one small action – like gifting a shirt – can make a big difference.

So, keep the shirt. Share the love. And let’s laugh about sizes together.

Got questions? Reach out to us at support@notactually.red – we don’t bite, and we’re always up for a chat.

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