The Brand Story
Our Story – Not Actually.Red
Welcome to NotActually.Red, where fashion meets humor, colors are optional, and the world is just a little more joyful. This is a brand born out of irony, creativity, and a love for the unexpected. Oh, and did we mention? It’s also the ultimate playground for a webmaster who thrives on building, testing, and creating. And yes, it is a real store – thats the fun part. You can buy fun gifts for colorblind people here.
A Brand Built for Fun (and Practice)
Hi, I’m the creator of NotActually.Red—colorblind, creative, and, let’s be honest, obsessed with websites. I’ve spent years honing my skills as a webmaster, perfecting SEO strategies, and staying ahead of the ever-changing digital world. But every master needs a canvas, right? That’s where NotActually.Red comes in.
This store isn’t just a business—it’s my personal training ground. It’s a live project that lets me test ideas, experiment with SEO, and prove that great design, fun branding, and a sprinkle of irony can create something truly special.
Why settle for boring practice projects when you can build something real that spreads joy and fun in the world?
Colorblind? Absolutely. Limitless? Definitely.
As someone who’s colorblind, I’ve spent my life guessing what’s red, green, or something in between. Instead of letting that be a limitation, I turned it into a superpower. NotActually.Red is about embracing the chaos, laughing at the confusion, and creating something unique out of what others might see as a challenge. And yes, all designs are made by a red/green colorblind man from Norway.Â
Why NotActually.Red?
- For the Love of Building: This store is more than just a brand—it’s my lab, where I test, refine, and sharpen my skills. From creating seamless shopping experiences to optimizing for Google, every pixel and word is crafted with care.
- For the Fun of It: Life’s too short to be serious all the time. NotActually.Red is here to make people laugh, surprise them, and remind them that imperfection is what makes life interesting.
- For the Connection: This isn’t just a brand—it’s a community. A place where we can celebrate the weird, the ironic, and the wonderfully imperfect.
What We Offer
- T-Shirts, Hoodies, Hats, and Beanies: All designed with humor, creativity, and a little dose of colorblind chaos.
- A Mission to Spread Joy: Whether you’re buying for yourself or gifting it forward, every purchase is designed to make someone smile.
- A Sustainable Twist: Partnering with eco-conscious suppliers, because green is a great color—even if I can’t always tell.
A Brand with a Purpose (and Practice)
NotActually.Red is proof that a store can be both fun and functional. It’s a place where creativity meets digital skill-building, and where every visitor becomes part of an experiment in joy, connection, and a little SEO magic.
Join the Journey
Whether you’re here for the laughs, the fashion, or the behind-the-scenes geekery, I’m thrilled to have you on board. So grab a T-shirt, share a smile, and let’s make the world a little less predictable—and a lot more fun.
Dropshipping is fun
Yes, this e-commerce store is a dropshipping site. That means that your orders go straight to the producer, and is shipped from them to you. In this case that is Printful. It is a brilliant solution, as I can focus on building websites, and you get a fun product from a pro producer.Â
Thanks for being here. Thanks for laughing. And thanks for giving me the perfect excuse to keep my skills sharp while spreading a little joy. After all, life’s too short to be boring—or red. Definitely not red. Anything but red.Â
How long will it take before you or me see someone else with a RED. logo? Instant best friends when it happens!Â
Frode, the webmaster, and wannabe colorblind designer!Â
