The Not Quite Cool One

For the dad vibes you didn’t know you needed.

$ 34,99

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Introducing “The Not Quite Cool One” – the dad hat that says, “I’m not trying too hard… but I nailed it anyway.” With a golden-yellow logo that adds a touch of royalty (or irony) and colors like black, dark grey, navy, and stone, this low-profile hat is your ultimate go-to for casual style. Adjustable, unstructured, and effortlessly chill, it’s the perfect crown for your kingdom of dad jokes and endless coolness (or lack thereof).

Why You’ll Love It:

  • A golden-yellow logo that gleams just enough to make you feel regal—or ridiculous.
  • Unstructured, 6-panel design for that perfectly relaxed, low-profile vibe.
  • Adjustable strap with an antique buckle, so it fits every head like a glove… for your head.
  • Timeless colors to match your wardrobe, or at least get close.

Product Details:

  • 100% chino cotton twill for lightweight durability.
  • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown height for a classic fit.
  • 6 embroidered eyelets for extra ventilation.
  • Adjustable strap with antique buckle for a custom fit.
  • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh.

Care Instructions: Treat it like your favorite joke—handle gently, and it’ll never lose its charm.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
– Dyeing—Vietnam
– Manufacturing—Bangladesh or Vietnam
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in Green Camo release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

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