The Slightly Serious One

For when you mean business… or close enough.

$ 29,99

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Introducing “The Slightly Serious One” – a snug, form-fitting beanie for those moments when you want to look like you have it all together… but not too together. With a golden logo that says “important but approachable” and colors like gold, grey, navy, and black, this unisex beanie balances warmth and style with just the right amount of effort (spoiler: it’s minimal).

Whether you’re braving the cold or just topping off your look, this is the perfect head-warming accessory for anyone who’s serious about comfort—and maybe a little confused about colors.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • A golden logo that’s subtle but shines just enough to make a statement.
  • Hypoallergenic Turbo Acrylic that’s soft, durable, and cozy.
  • A unisex design that looks great on everyone (even if they’re only pretending to be serious).
  • Hand washable for when life gets messy—but don’t worry, so does the logo.

Product Details:

  • 100% Turbo Acrylic for warmth and durability.
  • 12″ (30 cm) in length for a snug, form-fitting look.
  • Hypoallergenic and perfect for sensitive scalps.
  • Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea.

Care Instructions: Hand wash gently—because a slightly serious beanie deserves a slightly careful touch.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
– Dyeing—Indonesia
– Manufacturing—the Republic of Korea
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

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